id be glad to
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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