I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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