can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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