girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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