loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
what day is it and did you see me today?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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