Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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