If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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