what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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