Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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