in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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