Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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