so that wasnt chicken after all
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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