when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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