i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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