you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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