i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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