Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Randomize
