I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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