question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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