its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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