I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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