i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I miss vodka workout Fridays
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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