You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
the day after is always just damage control
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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