If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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