i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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