is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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