On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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