We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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