all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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