i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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