drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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