You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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