shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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