Heybabeimwearingurpanties
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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