She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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