dude i'm inner monologue high
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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