i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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