I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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