You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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