She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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