I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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