i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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