I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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