Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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