How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Randomize
