READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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