The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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