dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
whose ass print is on the piano?
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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