i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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