so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Even my vagina gasped.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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