And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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