it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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