absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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