The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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