took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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