I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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