woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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