we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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